3 possible Titles:

"How Unfortunate"
"aww Honey, I'm sorry you don't have friends"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!"


I personally went with 'How Unfortunate' as a reaction to the sad soul who managed to eclipse Flip Flops AND Ugs as the worst possible commuter shoe, and even shamed the classic shocking white trainer & socks over your hose... by wearing sheer black hose with her skirt suit and sporting moss green TEVA sandals on her feet.

Personally I feel fashionably uncomfortable wearing Teva's in the Mountains or in the River...

I am still vascillating between disgusted, horrified, and sad.

Dear Friends...

If you've not gotten an email reply from me and we're expecting one, it's frankly because the yahoo HAGS are freaking my shit out!

honestly - even on a bad year with no moisturizer, stress like only someone working in the fashion industry could know, 14 dry martini's and tuna tartare for dinner, could not make a woman look as frightening as THIS:



















or this! or this!!:

I mean really... it makes me scared and repulsed enough to not check mail, and if you know me... that's got to be a pretty damn scary ad, as I'm the type to hit refresh waiting for inbox goodies - even if they're only from drugstore.com or restoration hardware...

please yahoo!!!! ????

sorry friends...

something is seriously wrong...

when you make microwave popcorn (isn't that bad enough??!?!?) and then you open the fridge to return the butter, see the mayonnaise and wonder why no one has invented a dish that combines popcorn AND mayonnaise....



if I didn't know I wasn't pregnant I'd almost think I was...popcorn & mayonnaise might be the new icecream & pickles... maybe.

You know you're getting old when....

You suddenly realize that you never see 'Reply to all's in your daily emailing....


le sigh.

How is this remotely possible...

http://www.aetv.com/the-two-coreys/


wow. speechless.


rly.